About Me

This section is probably the hardest to do. What do I want you to know about me? What mask shall I wear? I’m comfortable with the fact that we all wear masks to the outside world; that there are many facets to ourselves; and we slip from one to another, depending on the situation. There are times when it is difficult to decide which is appropriate however. So maybe I’ll give you basic details and let you build your own image of me. We both know it’s what you’re going to do anyway.

I’m a happily divorced mother of two absolutely beautiful children. They really are my reason for existence and I adore them above all. Makes you feel all soft and squishy, don’t it?

Anyway, I could now list all my favourite foods and what-not but I won’t. Unless you’re planning on cooking me dinner anytime soon, it’s all boring shit. I am, however, addicted to Moccona coffee and cigarettes, and without these I am the narkiest bitch alive. I trained the kids early in life, you DO NOT expect mummy to have any rational thoughts till she’s had her first cigarette and at least half a cup of coffee. Amazingly, this concept is beyond many would be boyfriends. This is why they remained would be. My history with men would need a whole page to itself, and with an unfamiliar sense of propriety we’re going to leave that alone. My friends and I have spent many a night - post date - cacking ourselves and for the entertainment value alone, it was almost worth the dates. Almost.

I may one day add to this, then again I may not. It depends on how many layers I feel like shedding for you, dear readers.

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